The Democratic Monarchy of Seristria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Luke Francis Lehner of Hanover with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.703 billion Seristrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanover. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seristrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,899 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 149,526 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 600,198 per year while the poor average 24,962, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Luke Francis Lehner of Hanover steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime is almost non-existent. Seristria's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seristria is ranked 160,475^th in the world and 1,165^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.1 law-abiding acts per hour.