The Federal Republic of Serzchepha is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Pano Kadisi with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.894 billion Sergovards are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evlari. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sergovard economy, worth a remarkable 3,414 trillion Lishevas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 155,945 Lishevas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, families burn President Pano Kadisi's latest official photograph to keep warm, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serzchepha's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serzchepha is ranked 43,521^st in the world and 1,022^nd in Osiris for Nudest, with 215.75 cheeks per square mile.