The Demoncratic States of Sestabolgia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Staan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.251 billion Sestabolgians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandaemonium City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sestabolgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,341 trillion mamons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 253,155 mamons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Sestabolgian flag qualifies you for citizenship, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown. Sestabolgia's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Sestabolgia is ranked 21,941^st in the world and 511^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.69 law-abiding acts per hour.