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The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchers

“The Truth Is Out There...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Canada



Population30.737 billion

CapitalSetiCrunchers City

Currencydata packet
Animalradio observatory

The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SetiCruncher with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 30.737 billion SetiCrunchersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SetiCrunchers City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SetiCrunchersian economy, worth a remarkable 7,686 trillion data packets a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,057 data packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SetiCrunchers's national animal is the radio observatory, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SetiCrunchers is ranked 178,176th in the world and 106th in Canada for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.94 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Influential: 550thLowest Crime Rates: 603rdHighest Economic Output: 899thSafest: 1,021stMost Devout: 1,243rdSmartest Citizens: 1,326thLargest Mining Sector: 1,382ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,521stLargest Governments: 1,524thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,862ndMost Developed: 2,071stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,156thLargest Populations: 2,283rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,526thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,548thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,113thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,415thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,485thHighest Average Incomes: 3,505thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,297thMost Efficient Economies: 5,710thMost Cultured: 5,754thHealthiest Citizens: 6,342ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,617thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,635thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,117thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,714thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,629thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,913thRudest Citizens: 23,977th
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the region

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