|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Newcomer
The Grand Duchy of Sexytopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jojo Goldin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.576 billion Sexytopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighborhood Bowlingball. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.
The all-consuming Sexytopian economy, worth 332 trillion Jojoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,197 Jojoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
Jojo Goldin wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sexytopia's national animal is the Siamang, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jimism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sexytopia was endorsed by The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia.
- : Sexytopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of New Rogernomics.
- : Sexytopia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Sexytopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Debussy.
- : Sexytopia was endorsed by The Transoceanic Republic of Aguaria Major.
- : Sexytopia was endorsed by The Principality of Demonos.
- : Sexytopia was endorsed by The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty.
- : Sexytopia was endorsed by The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia.
- : Sexytopia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Sexytopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.