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The Socialist Federal Republic of SFR Philippines

“Mga proletaryo ng lahat ng bansa, magkaisa!” Sir Bulletploof Grass

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The Cormorant Pact

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SFR Philippines

Population4.317 billion

CapitalManila
LeaderSir Bulletploof Grass
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyPhilippine peso
AnimalPhilippine eagle

The Socialist Federal Republic of SFR Philippines is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sir Bulletploof Grass with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.317 billion Filipinos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Philippine economy, worth 846 trillion Philippine pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 196,124 Philippine pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime is totally unknown. SFR Philippines's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

SFR Philippines is ranked 205,048th in the world and 18th in The Cormorant Pact for Most Primitive, scoring -672.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,338thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,497thMost Inclusive: 1,845thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,099thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,156thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,373rdRudest Citizens: 2,391stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,485thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,612thNicest Citizens: 2,660thMost Cultured: 2,689thLargest Governments: 2,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,739thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,980thMost Developed: 3,185thSmartest Citizens: 3,324thMost Efficient Economies: 3,542ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,028thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,347thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,650thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,692ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,775thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,873rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,772ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,029thHighest Average Incomes: 6,584thMost Devout: 7,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,988thNudest: 8,759thMost Influential: 9,020thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,147thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,846thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,245thSafest: 11,647thLowest Crime Rates: 12,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,792ndMost Politically Free: 15,516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,343rdMost Income Equality: 19,168thHighest Economic Output: 20,113th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SFR Philippines lodged a message on the The Cormorant Pact Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in SFR Philippines, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : SFR Philippines voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : SFR Philippines approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Promotion of Recycling"".
  • : SFR Philippines voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : SFR Philippines approved the World Assembly proposal "Public Access to Court Records".
  • : SFR Philippines approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : SFR Philippines voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : SFR Philippines voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Weenusiwania, Free Inca, Cayenne Minor, and New Volgo.

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