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The Maymayian 'Republic' of Shadilay Bay

“Did you come here by accident?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Coalition of Democratic Nations


Shadilay Bay

Population5.605 billion

CapitalGran Shadilian Bay Theme Park
LeaderGreat Eternal Leader


The Maymayian 'Republic' of Shadilay Bay is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Great Eternal Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.605 billion Shadilay Bayians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Shadilian Bay Theme Park. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The powerhouse Shadilay Bayian economy, worth 557 trillion Kekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,398 Kekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Safe drinking water is considered a luxury, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Shadilay Bay's national animal is the Pepe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Shadilay Bay is ranked 129,946th in the world and 36th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations for Most Developed, scoring 48.5 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,731stFattest Citizens: 3,998thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,094thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,924thMost Avoided: 5,945thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,421stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,438thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,564thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,468thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,719thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,496thLargest Black Market: 13,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,122ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,749thMost Armed: 16,705th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the region

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