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The Maymayian 'Republic' of Shadilay Bay

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Location: The Coalition of Democratic Nations


Shadilay Bay

Population7.677 billion

CapitalGran Shadilian Bay Theme Park
LeaderGreat Eternal Leader


The Maymayian 'Republic' of Shadilay Bay is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Great Eternal Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.677 billion Shadilay Bayians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Shadilian Bay Theme Park. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The powerhouse Shadilay Bayian economy, worth 758 trillion Kekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 98,843 Kekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Safe drinking water is considered a luxury, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Shadilay Bay's national animal is the Pepe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Shadilay Bay is ranked 170,924th in the world and 37th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations for Nudest, with 75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,371stFattest Citizens: 4,455thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,534thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,481stMost Avoided: 7,314thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,730thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,426thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,666thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,900thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,149thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,465thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,967thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,181stLargest Black Market: 18,479thMost Armed: 20,707th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the region

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