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The Evil Armed Psychotic Empire of Sheoss

“Lord Don protect us and guide us”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Balder

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Sheoss

Population34.169 billion

CapitalNew Sheoss
LeaderThe Daedric Lord of Cheesecake
FaithFRED

Currencysac
AnimalUnified Antiswiffer

The Evil Armed Psychotic Empire of Sheoss is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Daedric Lord of Cheesecake with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.169 billion Minions are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sheoss. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Minion economy, worth an astonishing 11,553 trillion sacs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 338,141 sacs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheoss's national animal is the Unified Antiswiffer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is FRED.

Sheoss is ranked 151,644th in the world and 3,048th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 153.69148497072 days.

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1%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 181stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 323rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 471stHighest Economic Output: 604thMost Armed: 770thLowest Crime Rates: 899thMost Devout: 1,330thMost Cultured: 1,334thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,637thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,777thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,797thHighest Average Incomes: 1,950thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,362ndLargest Governments: 2,738thLargest Populations: 2,850thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,093rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,095thLargest Black Market: 3,136thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,334thMost Patriotic: 3,422ndHighest Food Quality: 4,208thMost Efficient Economies: 4,513thMost Developed: 5,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,523rdRudest Citizens: 6,117thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,640thSmartest Citizens: 7,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,111thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,924thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,804thLargest Mining Sector: 12,086thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,875thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,294thLargest Retail Industry: 14,778thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 15,348thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,890thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,605th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 45th in the regionMost Devout: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 154th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 164th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 164th in the regionLargest Black Market: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 175th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 175th in the regionMost Developed: 251st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 259th in the regionRudest Citizens: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 363rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 401st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 451st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 465th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 472nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 519th in the regionTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 606th in the regionMost Influential: 611th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 668th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 814th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 823rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 891st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sheoss, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
  • : Following new legislation in Sheoss, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in Sheoss, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Sheoss, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Sheoss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Sheoss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Sheoss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Sheoss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Sheoss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Sheoss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry.

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