The Moldovan Farmers of Sheriff Tiraspol is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Moldovan Farmers Association with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.848 billion Moldovan Farmers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiraspol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Moldovan Farmer economy, worth 673 trillion Lei a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 138,850 Lei, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,043,721 per year while the poor average 5,296, a ratio of 197 to 1.

Children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, the tenet of free speech is held dear, Moldovan Farmer-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Sheriff Tiraspol's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sheriff Tiraspol is ranked 75,820^th in the world and 51^st in FIFA Lands for Largest Governments, scoring 18.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.