The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ellen Moss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.037 billion SherpDaWerpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyran Primus. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,477 trillion Werps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 274,102 Werps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered SherpDaWerpian weed picker are way up, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the Rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 187,403^rd in the world and 11^th in Glass Gallows for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.95 Crimes Per Hour.