The Hypercompact Stellar System of SherpDaWerp is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Riven of a Thousand Voices with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 12.939 billion SherpDaWerpians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nocturne. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 4,054 trillion werps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 313,384 werps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 15,716^th in the world and 3^rd in Glass Gallows for Most Patriotic, with 38.4 flags saluted per person per day.