The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dorian Pierre with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.67 billion SherpDaWerpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyran Primus. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,774 trillion Werps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,881 Werps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Tyran Primus as a backdrop, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in SherpDaWerp to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the Rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 97^th in the world and 1^st in Glass Gallows for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4,548.23 Bank.