The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Riven Of A Thousand Voices with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.248 billion SherpDaWerpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Distributary. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,994 trillion Nuyеns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 292,172 Nuyеns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 18,803^rd in the world and 1^st in Glass Gallows for Most Politically Free, scoring 85.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.