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The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp

“There's No Kill Like Overkill” Dorian Pierre

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Glass Gallows

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SherpDaWerp

Population9.67 billion

CapitalTyran Primus
LeaderDorian Pierre

CurrencyWerp
AnimalRakshasa

The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dorian Pierre with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.67 billion SherpDaWerpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyran Primus. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,774 trillion Werps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,881 Werps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Tyran Primus as a backdrop, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in SherpDaWerp to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the Rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 97th in the world and 1st in Glass Gallows for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4,548.23 Bank.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 97thMost Inclusive: 326thMost Scientifically Advanced: 378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 515thRudest Citizens: 742ndSmartest Citizens: 910thMost Efficient Economies: 1,026thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,034thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,195thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,236thMost Secular: 1,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,328thNicest Citizens: 1,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,377thMost Pacifist: 1,486thLargest Governments: 1,690thLargest Retail Industry: 1,739thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,295thTop
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Most Developed: 2,640thMost Cultured: 2,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,372ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,566thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,932ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,939thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,079thBest Weather: 4,979thHighest Economic Output: 5,023rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,130thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,236thNudest: 10,314thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,273rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,021stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,021stLowest Crime Rates: 15,935thMost Influential: 17,960thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,217thMost Politically Free: 19,625thHighest Drug Use: 20,628th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in SherpDaWerp to be bombproof.
  • : SherpDaWerp voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protected Working Leave".
  • : SherpDaWerp was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : SherpDaWerp voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Land Reclamation Regulation".
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Tyran Primus as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : SherpDaWerp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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