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The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp

“Ítre fort pour Ítre utile” Ellen Moss

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Glass Gallows

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SherpDaWerp

Population9.037 billion

CapitalTyran Primus
LeaderEllen Moss

CurrencyWerp
AnimalRakshasa

The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ellen Moss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.037 billion SherpDaWerpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyran Primus. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,477 trillion Werps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 274,102 Werps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered SherpDaWerpian weed picker are way up, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the Rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 187,403rd in the world and 11th in Glass Gallows for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.95 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 81stMost Inclusive: 408thMost Scientifically Advanced: 510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 582ndRudest Citizens: 680thSmartest Citizens: 1,083rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,342ndMost Secular: 1,345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,385thMost Efficient Economies: 1,402ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,600thNicest Citizens: 1,628thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,674thLargest Retail Industry: 1,825thMost Pacifist: 1,917thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,081stLargest Governments: 2,165thHighest Average Incomes: 2,581stMost Developed: 2,589thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,692ndMost Cultured: 2,749thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,552ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,918thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,635thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,741stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,421stHighest Economic Output: 5,639thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,878thBest Weather: 7,137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,865thNudest: 10,090thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,048thMost Politically Free: 13,788thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,013thHighest Drug Use: 19,522ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,756th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SherpDaWerp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered SherpDaWerpian weed picker are way up.
  • : SherpDaWerp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in SherpDaWerp, the endangered saltwater humpback Rakshasa is only seen in captivity programs.

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