“Group hugs are now mandatory, at noon each day” Supreme Shifter
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
Shiftierier, are proud to say that as of July 18th, 2016, we have freed ourselves from the clutches of death by deadly disease and poor physical health.
While this has increased the perceived death by Potato attack and supposedly heightened the number of civilians lost in the wilderness, we assure you that these numbers remain optimally small, and that you are guaranteed to live out your life free of fear that some malignant disease will take you or your loved ones before their time.