The Loving Couple of ShipFan- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dumbledore with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.149 billion ShipFan-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogwarts. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ShipFan-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,201 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,458 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends billions to protect ShipFan- from a disaster that is one in a million, news headlines usually include p-values, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ShipFan-'s national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

ShipFan- is ranked 47,316^th in the world and 31^st in Wysteria for Largest Governments, scoring 22.93 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.