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The Eternal Republic of Shnookle

“Shnookle Today. Shnookle Tomorrow. Shnookle Forever!” Prime Minister Shasha

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: League of Allied Nations

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Shnookle

Population1.334 billion

CapitalCoocoolule'
LeaderPrime Minister Shasha
Faithnone officially recognized

CurrencyDigital Credit
Animalsabertooth tiger

The Eternal Republic of Shnookle is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Shasha with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.334 billion Shnooklishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coocoolule'. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shnooklish economy, worth 127 trillion Digital Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 95,365 Digital Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shnookle's national animal is the sabertooth tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none officially recognized.

Shnookle is ranked 14,320th in the world and 2nd in League of Allied Nations for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,514.79 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,067thHealthiest Citizens: 7,827thBest Weather: 9,123rdMost Secular: 9,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,652ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,919thNicest Citizens: 10,004thMost Pacifist: 10,468thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,160thMost Inclusive: 11,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,860thMost Developed: 16,137thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,969thLowest Crime Rates: 16,995thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,383rdMost Cultured: 18,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,199th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Shnookle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Following new legislation in Shnookle, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Shnookle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Shnookle lodged a message on the League of Allied Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Shnookle lodged a message on the League of Allied Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Shnookle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
  • : Shnookle voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
  • : Shnookle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Shnookle, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Shnookle agreed to construct embassies between League of Allied Nations and QAnon.

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