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The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand

“The flag once raised will never fall!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

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ShrewLlamaLand

Population18.076 billion

CapitalRoyal Ule
LeaderEmpress Cylain I

CurrencyDogecoin
AnimalShrewLlama

The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.076 billion ShrewLlamaLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,972 trillion Dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 275,073 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 97,014th in the world and 88th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 456.4432148206 days.

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Most Influential: 119thMost Secular: 599thMost Efficient Economies: 1,143rdMost Cultured: 1,381stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,591stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,686thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,915thHighest Food Quality: 2,211thSmartest Citizens: 2,351stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,365thRudest Citizens: 2,401stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,586thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,691stMost Developed: 2,859thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,998thMost Inclusive: 3,138thHighest Economic Output: 3,352ndLargest Governments: 3,450thHighest Average Incomes: 3,895thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,099thLargest Retail Industry: 5,166thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,624thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,839thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,981stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,081stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,220thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,126thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,584thSafest: 10,966thHealthiest Citizens: 11,785thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,647thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,367thNudest: 18,991stLargest Populations: 19,456thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,279thNicest Citizens: 24,026thLowest Crime Rates: 27,026th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the region

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