The Military Dictatorship of Shreychelles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shrey with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.709 billion Shreylesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krung thep maha nakhon. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shreylesian economy, worth 950 trillion Maos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,566 Maos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shreychelles's national animal is the Maou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism Buddhism.

Shreychelles is ranked 48,131^st in the world and 3^rd in Discornesia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,783.44 on the Hickory Productivity Index.