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The Playhouse of Shudana

“I'm In Your Walls” Freddy Fazbear

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: One Collective Brain Cell

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Shudana

Population4.807 billion

CapitalFazbear City
LeaderFreddy Fazbear
FaithFreddyism

CurrencyFaz-Coin
AnimalBear

The Playhouse of Shudana is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Freddy Fazbear with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.807 billion Shudanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fazbear City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Shudanan economy, worth 946 trillion Faz-Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 196,836 Faz-Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Freddy Fazbear's desk, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shudana's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freddyism.

Shudana is ranked 303,396th in the world and 81st in One Collective Brain Cell for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -19.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 77thMost Authoritarian: 205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 322ndMost Conservative: 617thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,093rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,118thMost Primitive: 1,237thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,249thMost Extreme: 1,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,539thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,270thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,230thMost Patriotic: 3,502ndLargest Black Market: 3,711thLowest Crime Rates: 3,906thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,016thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,063rdNudest: 4,556thBest Weather: 4,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,095thLargest Governments: 6,177thMost Secular: 7,222ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,180thHighest Average Incomes: 10,445thHealthiest Citizens: 11,418thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,601stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,397thMost Income Equality: 24,566th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the region

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