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The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony

“The Shwe world is a simulation”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Forest

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Shwe Tu Colony

Population9.641 billion

CapitalParfuhmerie
LeaderSekka Verndara
FaithHeritage of Chao

CurrencyDesyllian
AnimalDela Deer

The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.641 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,081 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 319,647 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and all the playground's a stage for Parfuhmerian schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 145,855th in the world and 300th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 426thLargest Publishing Industry: 501stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 522ndSmartest Citizens: 581stMost Inclusive: 655thBest Weather: 707thMost Cultured: 717thMost Efficient Economies: 732ndMost Secular: 867thLargest Information Technology Sector: 930thMost Developed: 1,179thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,426thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,578thRudest Citizens: 1,649thLargest Governments: 1,734thHighest Average Incomes: 1,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,872ndNicest Citizens: 2,358thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,950thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,218thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,600thLowest Crime Rates: 3,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,453rdHighest Economic Output: 4,514thLargest Retail Industry: 4,581stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,652ndMost Pacifist: 4,743rdSafest: 5,163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,726thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,531stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,382ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,141stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,063rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,156thMost Influential: 19,041stLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,191stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,573rd
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, all the playground's a stage for Parfuhmerian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Shwe Tu Colony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.

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