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The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony

“The Shwe world is a simulation”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Forest

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Shwe Tu Colony

Population10.092 billion

CapitalParfuhmerie
LeaderSekka Verndara
FaithHeritage of Chao

CurrencyDesyllian
AnimalDela Deer

The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.092 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,338 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 330,766 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, Max Barry is this year's Miss Shwe Tu Colony, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 238,321st in the world and 450th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 1.89 Obesity Rate.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 431stLargest Publishing Industry: 448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 504thSmartest Citizens: 521stMost Inclusive: 609thMost Efficient Economies: 632ndMost Cultured: 637thBest Weather: 771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 920thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,141stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,160thMost Developed: 1,168thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,319thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,395thRudest Citizens: 1,425thLargest Governments: 1,544thHighest Average Incomes: 1,551stHealthiest Citizens: 1,622ndNicest Citizens: 2,085thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,641stMost Secular: 3,130thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,281stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,580thLowest Crime Rates: 3,595thMost Pacifist: 3,718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,896thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,109thHighest Economic Output: 4,127thLargest Retail Industry: 4,209thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,777thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,138thSafest: 5,685thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,529thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,027thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,802ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,197thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,198thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,199thMost Influential: 18,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,236th
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, Max Barry is this year's Miss Shwe Tu Colony.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, there's a mortuary next to every Parfuhmerian restaurant.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Parfuhmerians.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.

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