The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.641 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,081 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 319,647 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and all the playground's a stage for Parfuhmerian schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 145,855^th in the world and 300^th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.