The Holy Empire of ShyVini is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Vincent with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.185 billion ShyVinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mechakrautland. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ShyVinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,501 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, children often kick Dinosaurs for amusement, and new research always seems to support government initiatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ShyVini's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gandhi.

ShyVini is ranked 17,973^rd in the world and 318^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,395.74 on the Societal Mobility Rating.