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The Yuwa Sultanate of Siak-Lingga

“Accelerate to Glory”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Yuwa Colony

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Siak-Lingga

Population1.017 billion

CapitalPekanbaru

CurrencyTampang
AnimalSumatran Tiger

The Yuwa Sultanate of Siak-Lingga is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.017 billion Malayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pekanbaru. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The all-consuming Malayan economy, worth 89.2 trillion Tampangs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 87,729 Tampangs, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, the Siak-Lingga Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siak-Lingga's national animal is the Sumatran Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Siak-Lingga is ranked 161,950th in the world and 36th in Yuwa Colony for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,114thMost Devout: 16,695thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,246thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,520thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,104thMost Developed: 20,535thHealthiest Citizens: 22,882nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, the Siak-Lingga Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Malayans any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system.
  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • : Following new legislation in Siak-Lingga, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.

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