Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Osiris
Population | 5.428 billion |
Capital | Siddardograd |
Leader | Big Siddardh |
Currency | Coral |
Animal | Inflatable Dinosaur |
The Republic of Siddaustralia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Siddardh with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.428 billion Siddausies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siddardograd. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Siddaustralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Corals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 193,496 Corals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Siddardograd River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run", endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime is totally unknown. Siddaustralia's national animal is the Inflatable Dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Siddaustralia is ranked 204,623rd in the world and 5,240th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 42.35013261812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, Siddardograd River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, what goes down must come up.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, Big Siddardh steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, war is made in the name of love.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in Siddaustralia, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.