The Totalitarian Hellhole of Siegefire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by T R with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.33 billion Siegers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellfire One. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sieger economy, worth a remarkable 9,802 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 482,155 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Siegefire, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, only government officials may operate computers, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siegefire's national animal is the Hand Grenade, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wrathism.

Siegefire is ranked 446^th in the world and 1^st in Rosaceae Sanguinare for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 9,888.15 on the Societal Mobility Rating.