The Empire of Silap Inua is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kraz Margi with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 33.677 billion Silap Inuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wiwilemek. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Silap Inuan economy, worth a remarkable 6,097 trillion moisties a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,045 moisties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, Silap Inuan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silap Inua's national animal is the whalehawk, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Silap Inua is ranked 27,554^th in the world and 477^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,952.37 on the Societal Mobility Rating.