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The Federation of Sille Wes Ande

“Let us outlast our foes.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Republic of Conservative Nations

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Sille Wes Ande

Population660 million

CurrencyAllotment
AnimalEarthworm

The Federation of Sille Wes Ande is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 660 million Sille Wes Andeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The all-consuming Sille Wes Andean economy, worth 66.0 trillion Allotments a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,012 Allotments, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, and biology and religious education classes have recently been merged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sille Wes Ande's national animal is the Earthworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sille Wes Ande is ranked 11,375th in the world and 7th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Primitive, scoring 88.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,063rdTop
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Most Devout: 2,289thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,717thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,099thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10,438thMost Primitive: 11,375thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,772ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,782ndMost Cultured: 12,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,291stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,491stMost Authoritarian: 15,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,998thLargest Governments: 17,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,684thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,586thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,585thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,026thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,595th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sille Wes Ande, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in Sille Wes Ande, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sille Wes Ande, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Sille Wes Ande, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Sille Wes Ande, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Sille Wes Ande, billions of Allotments are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Sille Wes Ande, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Sille Wes Ande.
  • : Following new legislation in Sille Wes Ande, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Sille Wes Ande, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
  • : Sille Wes Ande lodged a message on the Republic of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.

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