“poggers in the chat” The Yeetmaster Supreme
|Category: Moralistic Democracy|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||The Yeetmaster Supreme|
The Insanity of Simadoa is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 792 million Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 77.2 trillion Dalans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,477 Dalans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,684 per year while the poor average 26,888, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.
The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Simadoa was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
- : Following new legislation in Simadoa, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Simadoa, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
- : Following new legislation in Simadoa, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
- : Simadoa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
- : Simadoa was endorsed by The Constitutional Dicatatorship of Religioncord.
- : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Simadoa, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
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