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The Insanity of Simadoa

“poggers in the chat” The Yeetmaster Supreme

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population792 million

LeaderThe Yeetmaster Supreme

AnimalSimadoan Eagle

The Insanity of Simadoa is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 792 million Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 77.2 trillion Dalans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,477 Dalans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,684 per year while the poor average 26,888, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simadoa is ranked 218,624th in the world and 9,095th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 83.53 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 898thTop
Most Influential: 2,443rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,815thMost Armed: 8,100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,538thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,044thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,508thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,935thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,044thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,459thHealthiest Citizens: 14,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,397thMost Inclusive: 19,424thMost Secular: 21,112thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,609thMost Primitive: 21,632ndMost Cultured: 22,680thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,703rd
Most Armed: 309th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 434th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 476th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 593rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 625th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 674th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 696th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 744th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 823rd in the regionMost Influential: 847th in the regionMost Primitive: 952nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 981st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 982nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Simadoa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Constitutional Dicatatorship of Religioncord.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 205 » Territorio di Nessuno, Potatolandium, Shibutani, Aerilia, Koda-Land, Navsland, Cretox State, Lulubellia, East Akra, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Orado, Omnistria, Pytong, Andexia, Loutsland, Kazoo Basin, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Former English Colony, Kocherian, North Bratislava, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Slyakanya, Siwale, Odelinor, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Valentine Z, Illusia and Neverendia, Votak Matim, Fauzjhia, Interdimensional Zone, Pasargad, and 155 others.Sundred, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Draconian Progression, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Sunto, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Sevinland, Xipher, Heilhum Imperius, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Maclare, Joodey, Wineclaw, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Solphine, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Caladann, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Manticore utopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Azzarel, Colfes, Ilisseia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Alice Gardens, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, Blyskalia, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Ethnon, Western Vapia, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, U S Eh, Galbadiana, His Enduring Majesty, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Maratabat, Dabarastan, Hyphen, Nordic-British Union, Nalver And, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Planes, Moneyflows, Darkmondoria, El Fiji Grande, Super Girl, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Volstokn, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, The Endless Eventide, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Dopeland420, Wooleystan, Vesteysia, BrightFutures, SORT, The Austro Germanic Union, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Humptalumpta, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Tree States, Deseret-Moronia, The Windmilluminati, David Davidson, Mon Island, Aeolist, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Obelias, Felpolandia, Landfinia, Intion North, United States of Medford, Free Culture, Folenz, Solcius, North Armatas, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Central Ryal, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Katuda, Wellandy, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Figyjharli, Free Salvation, Miamington, Maott, Sanjurika, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Cowbridge, Kromi, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Xyrron, Galaician Empire, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Qurtuba, Alexander the Magnus, Religioncord, and Siberian Workforce.

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