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The Constitutional Monarchy of Simdonisia

“Simdonisia doesnt work if it doesnt work for everybody” Eduardo Everitt

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The Black Sea Conglomeration

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Simdonisia

Population2.193 billion

CapitalWindenburg
LeaderEduardo Everitt

CurrencySimdonisian Pound
AnimalSwan

The Constitutional Monarchy of Simdonisia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eduardo Everitt with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.193 billion Simdonisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windenburg. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Simdonisian economy, worth 219 trillion Simdonisian Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,073 Simdonisian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Eduardo Everitt to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Simdonisian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simdonisia's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simdonisia is ranked 112,602nd in the world and 3rd in The Black Sea Conglomeration for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,961.75 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,694thSafest: 7,568thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,789thTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 9,469thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,798thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,211thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,971stBest Weather: 11,332ndMost Pacifist: 11,505thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,917thHealthiest Citizens: 12,201stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,319thMost Inclusive: 13,489thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,773rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,098thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,158thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,496thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,546thLowest Crime Rates: 16,422ndMost Cultured: 16,620th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Simdonisia, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Simdonisian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Simdonisia, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Eduardo Everitt to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Simdonisia, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Simdonisia, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Simdonisia became WA Delegate of The Black Sea Conglomeration.
  • : Simdonisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Simdonisia published "Prime Ministers of Simdonisia 1900- Current" (Factbook: Politics).
  • : Simdonisia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Pow Mackjah.
  • : Following new legislation in Simdonisia, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Simdonisia.
  • : Following new legislation in Simdonisia, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.

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