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“do not overdose in the bathroom on a weekend thank you” Simon Fraser
| Category: Corporate Police State | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: big
| Population | 4.68 billion |
| Capital | West Mall Centre |
| Leader | Simon Fraser |
| Faith | Frasertology |
| Currency | one gram weed bag |
| Animal | raccoon |
The University of Simon Fraser University is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Simon Fraser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.68 billion re byrs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Mall Centre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.
The frighteningly efficient rre bar economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion one gram weed bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 231,098 one gram weed bags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,131,230 per year while the poor average 2,507, a ratio of 850 to 1.
Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, the West Mall Centre Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, it is a silent spring in Simon Fraser University, and heavily subsidised rre bar baskets litter the streets of big. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Simon Fraser University's national animal is the raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Frasertology.
Simon Fraser University is ranked 5,467th in the world and 2nd in big for Nudest, with 1,167.25 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Simon Fraser University's influence in Big rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Following new legislation in Simon Fraser University, heavily subsidised rre bar baskets litter the streets of big.
- : Following new legislation in Simon Fraser University, it is a silent spring in Simon Fraser University.
- : Following new legislation in Simon Fraser University, the West Mall Centre Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in Simon Fraser University, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
- : Following new legislation in Simon Fraser University, at least 4 unique companies in Simon Fraser University claim to sell Eckie-Cola.
- : Following new legislation in Simon Fraser University, many believe that the only good raccoon is a dead raccoon.
- : Following new legislation in Simon Fraser University, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
- : Following new legislation in Simon Fraser University, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Simon Fraser University with a very polite populace.
- : Following new legislation in Simon Fraser University, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
