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The UD Parliamentary Republic of Singapore no2

Singapore no2 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 340

“Progress can only be achieved with a firm hand.” Eternal Minister Mentor Lee Kan Chew

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Singapore

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Singapore no2

Population9.508 billion

CapitalSingapore no2
LeaderEternal Minister Mentor Lee Kan Chew
FaithLeeism

CurrencySingapore no2ean Dollar
AnimalLion-Mermaid abomination

The UD Parliamentary Republic of Singapore no2 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eternal Minister Mentor Lee Kan Chew with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.508 billion Singapore no2eans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapore no2. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Singapore no2ean economy, worth a remarkable 2,909 trillion Singapore no2ean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 305,958 Singapore no2ean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Singapore no2ean democracy, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singapore no2's national animal is the Lion-Mermaid abomination, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Leeism.

Singapore no2 is ranked 240,639th in the world and 17th in Singapore for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Developed: 73rdLongest Average Lifespans: 86thHealthiest Citizens: 100thLowest Crime Rates: 115thSafest: 159thMost Pacifist: 220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 238thLargest Governments: 247thHighest Average Tax Rates: 257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 261stBest Weather: 274thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388thMost Subsidized Industry: 465thMost Inclusive: 471stMost Efficient Economies: 534thHighest Poor Incomes: 610thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 627thMost Compassionate Citizens: 665thMost Beautiful Environments: 670thNicest Citizens: 670thLargest Welfare Programs: 697thMost Advanced Public Education: 837thSmartest Citizens: 925thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,130thMost Cultured: 1,321stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,437thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,567thHighest Average Incomes: 1,965thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,973rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,245thHighest Economic Output: 4,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,102ndMost Secular: 9,771stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,248thMost Income Equality: 20,523rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Singapore no2, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Singapore no2, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner.
  • : Following new legislation in Singapore no2, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Singapore no2ean democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Singapore no2, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Singapore no2, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
  • : Singapore no2 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Singapore no2 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom of Assembly"".
  • : Following new legislation in Singapore no2, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Singapore no2, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Singapore no2, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.

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