The Frozen Maniac of Singaporen Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Triangaporen Empire with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.147 billion Singaporeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlah. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth 342 trillion Singaporean Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,839 Singaporean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and nations that kill a Singaporean can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singaporen Empire's national animal is the Merlion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nerdist Lahism.

Singaporen Empire is ranked 111,813^th in the world and 2,092^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,754.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.