The Eight Realms of Siornor is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Krima Kraman-Dhainuraeh with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.825 billion Siorain are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kramanouldh. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sioric economy, worth 636 trillion tagits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 93,293 tagits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no bananas today in Siornor, newspapers are celebrating Krima Kraman-Dhainuraeh saving over a million cats from trees, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in Forest. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siornor's national animal is the mare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rolsioren.

Siornor is ranked 260,365^th in the world and 225^th in Forest for Most Avoided, scoring 0.76 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.