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The Eight Realms of Siornor

“King and servant serve the same Lord.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Forest

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Siornor

Population6.825 billion

CapitalKramanouldh
LeaderKrima Kraman-Dhainuraeh
FaithRolsioren

Currencytagit
Animalmare

The Eight Realms of Siornor is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Krima Kraman-Dhainuraeh with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.825 billion Siorain are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kramanouldh. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sioric economy, worth 636 trillion tagits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 93,293 tagits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no bananas today in Siornor, newspapers are celebrating Krima Kraman-Dhainuraeh saving over a million cats from trees, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in Forest. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siornor's national animal is the mare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rolsioren.

Siornor is ranked 260,365th in the world and 225th in Forest for Most Avoided, scoring 0.76 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 976thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,264thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,400thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,956thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,309thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,646thBest Weather: 4,345thNicest Citizens: 4,576thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,931stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,038thMost Influential: 5,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,573rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,269thMost Cultured: 6,582ndMost Inclusive: 6,757thHighest Food Quality: 7,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,650thMost Pacifist: 9,446thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,512thLargest Governments: 11,555thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,076thTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,763rdMost Developed: 15,691stMost Efficient Economies: 21,258thMost Secular: 24,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,508th
Top
10%
Most Primitive: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Siornor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Siornor, the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in Forest.
  • : Following new legislation in Siornor, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Siornor was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Siornor was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Siornor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Siornor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Siornor was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Siornor, newspapers are celebrating Krima Kraman-Dhainuraeh saving over a million cats from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Siornor, there are no bananas today in Siornor.

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