The Kingdom of Siovale is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Analise de Lombelon with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 16.24 billion Siovaleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perigeux. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Siovalese economy, worth a remarkable 2,048 trillion ducats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,145 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Siovalese restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siovale's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Siovale is ranked 6,049^th in the world and 1^st in Domaine de Courcel for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.