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The Goletar Republic of Sirdenia

“Golhaa-yeh Rangaarang”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Europe

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Sirdenia

Population6.522 billion

CapitalShahrand-e-Bazhuran
LeaderAzadiyeh Khodameyn
FaithGoletar

CurrencyRoshaneh
AnimalCat

The Goletar Republic of Sirdenia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Azadiyeh Khodameyn with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.522 billion Sirdenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shahrand-e-Bazhuran. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Sirdeni economy, worth 504 trillion Roshanehs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,412 Roshanehs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sirdenia's national animal is the Cat and its national religion is Goletar.

Sirdenia is ranked 143,506th in the world and 353rd in Europe for Most Stationary, with 187.61267853892 days.

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Most Influential: 1,883rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,916thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,768thMost Cultured: 21,048thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,546thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,392nd
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Largest Black Market: 122nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sirdenia lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Sirdenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Sirdenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Sirdenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Sirdenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Sirdenia changed its national nation type to "Goletar Republic".
  • : Sirdenia lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirdenia, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirdenia, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirdenia, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free.

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