“Cogito Ergo Sum”
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.7 billion SirHardHeadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,402 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,573 Shlongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, and the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SirHardHead was endorsed by The Republic of The Stratosphere Islands.
- : SirHardHead was endorsed by The Empire of Orven.
- : SirHardHead was endorsed by The Kingdom of Frie Annium.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
- : SirHardHead was endorsed by The Kianese Empire of McMasterdonia.
- : SirHardHead was endorsed by The People's Republic of Quebekistand.
Endorsements Received: 178 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Unimaginable Doom, Novare Res, Notyoutopia, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, American MapleStory, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Vexilia, Alice Gardens, Chukstik Illahi, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, The Teddy, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Corfad, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, Ainsworth, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, and 128 others.Halcon siveriano, Itallitopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Atain, Ozstan, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Lower Nubia, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Sacrento, Zeternia, Sundred, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Babacar, Wilkshire, Rosewood-, Lunallian, Islamic Cali, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, AGoodPlace, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Mercandia, Spartoptia, Torakuen, Amauri, SORT, Fun time land of Fun, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, East Supple Lund, Kobagia, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Niradans, Lemniscata, Hong Kong Empire, Titanianapolis, Black Templares, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Haor Chall, Outer Egorniand, Federation Terra Australis, Allison In Chains, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Alunya, Steraz, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Joodey, Jasminlandia, Ara Antrizuls, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Fayyayid, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Newpromisedland, Acrabinnia, Marijuana Haven, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, Abject Ludicrosity, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, Valhalla123, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Loutsland, Constantinolia, Loli County, Xzavia-Hjar, Zumlandia, Glurponia, Orado, Runeda, Utopicican, Daiz, Princely Irbis, Juggernautilus, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, Vernest Quill, Makersaulache, Duerrlewang, New Octicarg, Some Random TNP Nation, Grimandia, Cuyan, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Orven, and The Stratosphere Islands.