The Holy Empire of Sitronaikon is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 699 million Roans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caphill-MacDoogle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The very strong Ro economy, worth 39.9 trillion Wingsus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,050 Wingsus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,552 per year while the poor average 13,009, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

People queue for valets instead of parking spaces, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Sitronaikon's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Sitronaikon is ranked 287,427^th in the world and 69^th in Aureum locum for Safest, scoring 13.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.