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The Republic of Siwale

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Siwale

Population5.944 billion

CapitalRemmington
LeaderHoward Ansel

CurrencyOintment
AnimalSloth

The Republic of Siwale is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Howard Ansel with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.944 billion Siwalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Remmington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Siwalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion Ointments a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,149 Ointments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siwale's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Siwale is ranked 12,836th in the world and 515th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,588.27 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rdMost Influential: 75thMost Inclusive: 277thLargest Welfare Programs: 296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 297thNicest Citizens: 324thMost Pacifist: 331stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 372ndMost Developed: 412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 435thMost Advanced Public Education: 460thMost Subsidized Industry: 466thLongest Average Lifespans: 487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 597thLargest Governments: 610thHighest Poor Incomes: 671stMost Cultured: 680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 693rdSmartest Citizens: 723rdLowest Crime Rates: 775thSafest: 814thMost Beautiful Environments: 872ndHealthiest Citizens: 887thMost Cheerful Citizens: 924thLargest Publishing Industry: 928thMost Secular: 1,122ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,430thTop
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Best Weather: 1,543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,530thHighest Drug Use: 2,627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,666thHighest Average Incomes: 2,819thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,556thMost Efficient Economies: 6,801stMost Politically Free: 7,534thTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,002ndHighest Economic Output: 8,724thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,815thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,276thNudest: 12,142ndMost Extreme: 12,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,836th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 62nd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionBest Weather: 87th in the regionMost Politically Free: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 143rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 157th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 260th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 325th in the regionNudest: 362nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 392nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 405th in the regionMost Extreme: 481st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 515th in the regionLargest Populations: 714th in the region

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