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The Democratic People's Republic of Sjweden

“Everyone is equal, some more than others”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Weeks Auto Repair

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Sjweden

Population14.741 billion

CapitalStefangrad
LeaderUlf Kristersson

Currencyworthless coin
AnimalZombie

The Democratic People's Republic of Sjweden is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ulf Kristersson with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 14.741 billion Sjwedes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stefangrad. The average income tax rate is 14.2%.

The Sjwedish economy, worth 552 trillion worthless coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 37,492 worthless coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, Sjweden has designated Stefangrad as its capital city, and Ulf Kristersson has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sjweden's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sjweden is ranked 21,562nd in the world and 1st in Weeks Auto Repair for Most Stationary, with 1,543.49292188612 days.

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Most Influential: 20,842ndMost Stationary: 21,562ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,450thLargest Populations: 27,223rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sjweden changed its national leader to "Ulf Kristersson".
  • : Sjweden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Sjweden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Sjweden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
  • : Sjweden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Sjweden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Sjweden changed its national nation type to "Democratic People's Republic".
  • : Sjweden changed its national nation type to "Matriarchy".
  • : Sjweden changed its national leader to "Magdalena Andersson".
  • : Sjweden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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