The United States of Skibidi Trump is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 92 million Skibidi Trumpians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The thriving Skibidi Trumpian economy, worth 5.97 trillion skibidollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,924 skibidollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,042 per year while the poor average 17,119, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, pieces of groundhog occasionally rain from the sky near the border, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Skibidi Trump's national animal is the skibidi toilet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Skibidi Trump is ranked 31,465^th in the world and 1^st in Metropolitan Union for Most Extreme, scoring 39.22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.