Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Refugia
Population | 4.69 billion |
Capital | Bittermire |
Leader | Lord Skull |
Faith | The Holy Skull |
Currency | cursed coin |
Animal | bone dragon |
The Necropolis of Skull Isle is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Skull with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.69 billion skeletons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bittermire. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient skeleton economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion cursed coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,103 cursed coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', reddish-brown is the new black, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the skeleton language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skull Isle's national animal is the bone dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Skull.
Skull Isle is ranked 291,471st in the world and 233rd in Refugia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, royalist is the most offensive slur in the skeleton language.
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on skeletons's kindness.
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, the temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences.
- : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.