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The Necropolis of Skull Isle

“Where bone dragons soar, darkness reigns forevermore”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Refugia

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Skull Isle

Population4.69 billion

CapitalBittermire
LeaderLord Skull
FaithThe Holy Skull

Currencycursed coin
Animalbone dragon

The Necropolis of Skull Isle is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Skull with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.69 billion skeletons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bittermire. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient skeleton economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion cursed coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,103 cursed coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', reddish-brown is the new black, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the skeleton language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skull Isle's national animal is the bone dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Skull.

Skull Isle is ranked 291,471st in the world and 233rd in Refugia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 621stLargest Mining Sector: 901stMost Ignorant Citizens: 954thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,676thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,683rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,810thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,660thFattest Citizens: 2,684thMost Avoided: 2,711thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,985thMost Patriotic: 3,204thTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,727thHighest Average Incomes: 4,787thMost Efficient Economies: 5,090thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,763rdMost Armed: 6,262ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,965thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,323rdLargest Governments: 7,610thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,926thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,200thMost Devout: 11,389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,807thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,105thLowest Crime Rates: 15,114thLargest Retail Industry: 15,365thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 19,578thMost Primitive: 26,908thHighest Economic Output: 28,142nd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Conservative: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, royalist is the most offensive slur in the skeleton language.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on skeletons's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, the temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Isle, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.

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