The United Socialist States of Slacker Ville is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 294 million Slacker Villeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel of Knowledge. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Slacker Villean economy, worth 17.9 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,899 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, on-duty Air Slacker Ville flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slacker Ville's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slacker Ville is ranked 159,956^th in the world and 8,558^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.27 Obesity Rate.