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The United Socialist States of Slacker Ville

“For State and Crumpets”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


Slacker Ville

Population294 million

CapitalCitadel of Knowledge


The United Socialist States of Slacker Ville is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 294 million Slacker Villeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel of Knowledge. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Slacker Villean economy, worth 17.9 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,899 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, on-duty Air Slacker Ville flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slacker Ville's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slacker Ville is ranked 159,956th in the world and 8,558th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.27 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,405thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,025thMost Influential: 6,606thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,758thHighest Drug Use: 12,076thNicest Citizens: 12,229thMost Inclusive: 16,111th
Highest Drug Use: 393rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 428th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 581st in the regionNicest Citizens: 663rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 823rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 867th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 110 » Drutopia Insomnia, Orado, McMasterdonia, Alunya, Sea Ghost, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, 2 and 2 is Fish, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Afcon, Shibutani, Prydania, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Newpromisedland, Loutsland, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Dabarastan, Parmovand, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Abject Ludicrosity, Kaschovia, Miruma, Sockmanland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ravendi, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Guer Aike, Duerrlewang, Sundred, Siwale, Eravonia, Aratani, Black Templares, The Tampa Bay Rays, Amauri, Pallaith, Pazair, Castle Federation, Ethnon, Glurponia, Viridiann, and 60 others.Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Federation Terra Australis, Seenvorland, United Anglo-America, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, North Bratislava, New Bremerton, Interdimensional Zone, Zyvetskistaahn, Ponantine, Wodan, Sil Dorsett, Wozronia, Partax, Vincone Cae, Tachycardia, El Fiji Grande, Daiz, Holy Oranz, Zokk, Frances Francis the First of France, Religioncord, Palgo, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, U S Eh, Steampunk Ariel, Aenglaland, Great Robertia, Misthas, General COE, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Valshire, Mazeoftime, Umuyyad, Valentine Z, Terban Kedah, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, New Lakemba, Fendlium, Praeceps, Zecit, Racoda, New Bismuthium, Serendipita Martia, Angshire, Volstokn, Loli County, Malta Comino Gozo, New Avian, East Akra, Jasminlandia, Cobleck Weleis, Lungha, and Roussea.

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