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The New Order of Slagenseter Forn

“Slagenseter Forn shall rise back to prominence!” Ubenfaum Helglutinux

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


Slagenseter Forn

Population4.032 billion

CapitalNew Haelger
LeaderUbenfaum Helglutinux

AnimalSlagenseterian Skak Hawk

The New Order of Slagenseter Forn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ubenfaum Helglutinux with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.032 billion Slagenseterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Haelger. The average income tax rate is 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Slagenseterian economy, worth 594 trillion Delares a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,358 Delares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slagenseter Forn's national animal is the Slagenseterian Skak Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Slagenseter Forn is ranked 171,146th in the world and 7,252nd in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,009thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,158thLowest Crime Rates: 5,569thMost Conservative: 6,482ndSafest: 6,905thMost Secular: 7,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,586thLargest Governments: 7,804thHealthiest Citizens: 7,946thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,958thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,600thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,953rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,042ndMost Authoritarian: 10,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,636thMost Developed: 10,760thMost Efficient Economies: 12,519thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,879thHighest Average Incomes: 13,659thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,505thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,668th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 186th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionSafest: 200th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 217th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Secular: 234th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 253rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 253rd in the regionMost Developed: 296th in the regionMost Conservative: 301st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 327th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 390th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 391st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 410th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 422nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 469th in the regionLargest Populations: 483rd in the regionMost Stationary: 508th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 521st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 577th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 596th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 716th in the region

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