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The Orodekt Order of Slagenseter Forn

“Slagenseter Forn shall rise back to prominence!” Ubenfaum Helglutinux

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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


Slagenseter Forn

Population5.297 billion

CapitalNew Haelger
LeaderUbenfaum Helglutinux

AnimalSlagenseterian Skak Hawk

The Orodekt Order of Slagenseter Forn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ubenfaum Helglutinux with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.297 billion Slagenseterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Haelger. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slagenseterian economy, worth 808 trillion Delares a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,725 Delares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz, New Haelger Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slagenseter Forn's national animal is the Slagenseterian Skak Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Slagenseter Forn is ranked 169,798th in the world and 6,538th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 31.66 Insults Per Minute.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,274thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,440thLowest Crime Rates: 5,007thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,432ndSafest: 6,452ndMost Conservative: 6,896thLargest Governments: 7,353rdMost Secular: 7,431stMost Authoritarian: 7,549thHealthiest Citizens: 7,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,117thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,066thMost Developed: 10,599thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,944thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,015thHighest Average Incomes: 12,915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,559thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,250thLargest Mining Sector: 21,135thHighest Economic Output: 21,226th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 118th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 136th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 188th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 198th in the regionSafest: 202nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 222nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 237th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 266th in the regionMost Secular: 266th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 311th in the regionMost Developed: 314th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 315th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 315th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 326th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 371st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 372nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 378th in the regionMost Stationary: 415th in the regionLargest Populations: 420th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 460th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 516th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 527th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 541st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 561st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 619th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 647th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 725th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 726th in the region

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