The United Socialist States of Slandsbocamaistatesstan is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 542 million Slandsbocamaistatesstanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grjotvallarmulihroarsholtsloekr. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slandsbocamaistatesstanish economy, worth 49.0 trillion dineroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,384 dineroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slandsbocamaistatesstan's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Slandsbocamaistatesstan is ranked 48,837^th in the world and 3^rd in Southern Equatorial Council for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.85 percentage of bribes refused.