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The Federal Republic of Slaughter None

“To do as you say and to say as you do”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Free Nations Region


Slaughter None

Population563 million



The Federal Republic of Slaughter None is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 563 million Slaughter noneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaughterland. The average income tax rate is 6.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Slaughter Nonean economy, worth 75.6 trillion Patacas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,204 Patacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, a popular Slaughter Nonean saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slaughter None's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slaughter None is ranked 38,815th in the world and 116th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,278.78 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,324thLargest Retail Industry: 3,555thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,005thMost Influential: 4,388thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,754thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,854thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,642ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,709thMost Avoided: 9,204thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,751stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,855thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,340thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,127thMost Efficient Economies: 15,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,441stLargest Mining Sector: 18,118thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,621st
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 45th in the region

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