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The Empire of Slavakania186

“King of all king”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Rome Empire

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Slavakania186

Population510 million

CapitalTsargrad

Currencylube
Animalbear

The Empire of Slavakania186 is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 510 million Slavakaniaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsargrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavakania186ian economy, worth 68.4 trillion lubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,179 lubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 639,661 per year while the poor average 16,540, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and edutainment video games are taking Slavakania186's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavakania186's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slavakania186 is ranked 24,259th in the world and 2nd in Rome Empire for Most Developed, scoring 79.28 on the Human Development Index.

Top
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,179thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,848thFattest Citizens: 7,735thMost Avoided: 8,305thLargest Mining Sector: 8,670thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,332ndTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 12,915thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,459thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,369thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,416thMost Efficient Economies: 14,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,024thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,081stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,965thHighest Average Incomes: 18,342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,078thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,634thMost Cultured: 22,699th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, edutainment video games are taking Slavakania186's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf".
  • : Slavakania186 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, immigrants who don't like the taste of Slavakania186ian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Slavakania186 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.

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