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The Federal Republic of Slaviskaya

“Slavic unity”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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Slaviskaya

Population330 million

CurrencyRuble
AnimalBoar

The Federal Republic of Slaviskaya is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 330 million Slaviskayans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Slaviskayan economy, worth 10.0 trillion Rubles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,387 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Slaviskaya's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, colonial subjects have Slaviskayan culture shoved down their throats, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaviskaya's national animal is the Boar.

Slaviskaya is ranked 134,883rd in the world and 268th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -8.31 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 3,081stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,502ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,545thMost Authoritarian: 5,721stTop
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Most Conservative: 7,999thMost Devout: 12,754thMost Extreme: 14,729th
Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 15th in the regionMost Income Equality: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slaviskaya, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaviskaya, colonial subjects have Slaviskayan culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaviskaya, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaviskaya, Slaviskaya's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Slaviskaya's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Slaviskaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Slaviskaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaviskaya, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaviskaya, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaviskaya, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.

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