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The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem

“Bolje ispast glup nego iz aviona” Chancellor Matko

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Europe

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Slavonia and Srijem

Population17.352 billion

CapitalOlajnica
LeaderChancellor Matko

CurrencyKuna
AnimalDalmatian Dog

The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Matko with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.352 billion Croats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olajnica. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavonia and Srijemian economy, worth a remarkable 4,196 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,838 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and communists in Slavonia and Srijem note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavonia and Srijem's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavonia and Srijem is ranked 309,982nd in the world and 1,503rd in Europe for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.47 missed references per hour.

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Most Influential: 46thLargest Welfare Programs: 47thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 238thBest Weather: 271stMost Advanced Public Education: 284thMost Beautiful Environments: 340thMost Pacifist: 508thMost Compassionate Citizens: 541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 545thMost Secular: 553rdMost Developed: 586thNicest Citizens: 618thLongest Average Lifespans: 624thMost Inclusive: 691stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 749thLowest Crime Rates: 757thLargest Governments: 803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 857thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 862ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 917thSafest: 924thHealthiest Citizens: 928thHighest Food Quality: 935thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,075thSmartest Citizens: 1,434thMost Efficient Economies: 1,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,338thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,538thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,705thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,072ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,841stMost Cultured: 4,379thHighest Economic Output: 4,690thHighest Average Incomes: 6,099thMost Stationary: 8,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,328thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,835thLargest Populations: 23,011th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the region

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