Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Europe
Population | 17.352 billion |
Capital | Olajnica |
Leader | Chancellor Matko |
Currency | Kuna |
Animal | Dalmatian Dog |
The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Matko with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.352 billion Croats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olajnica. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Slavonia and Srijemian economy, worth a remarkable 4,196 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,838 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and communists in Slavonia and Srijem note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavonia and Srijem's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slavonia and Srijem is ranked 309,982nd in the world and 1,503rd in Europe for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.47 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Potatopelago.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Potatopelago.
- : Slavonia and Srijem voted for the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Republic of The Full Moon.
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Agrimenia.
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Conifer States of Sarcie.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Conifer States of Sarcie.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 156 » The Champions League, Imperium Anglorum, Invernessia, Rary, Armbruster, An Clar, St Scarlett, Northern German Federation, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Jim the Baptist, North of Americas, Yahlia, Othenhiem, Agausia, Someseni, Regnum Italiae, Nardin, Dark Matter, Gorzi, Ausvelt, Soveiniesberg, Kebabian States, Wombelland, Europe a Nation, New Eestiball, Jahass, Chronus, Leranditale, Alsted, Trixeland, Estonesia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Zaznia, HELLLLL, The States of Texas and Arkansas, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Meropis, UGBK, Northern Socialist States, Slavatania, The Scandinavian Realm, Dizgovzy, Balcem, Raghallaigh, and 106 others.Yourope, Entians, KKoRea, Iceagea, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Stumphosse Res, Nuweland, New Vorarlberg, Seristria, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Wyndland, Scytharum, Agatep, Bastile, Saarenmaa, Outer Sparta, Noob Farlands, Liberepublia, Foudina, Iquerian, Calicov, Hankhank, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Panorama Paradise, Lumiarae, The Atlantian Republic, Astaraion, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Brujstan, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Vientina, Zantalio, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, Flejan, Pupunese, Woodlands, Agartia, Cambany, Kronverg, The New Palaces, Apocalypse Borg, New Vardarland, CSB SA Union, Leviggo, Communist-Denmark, Caliarizomex, Western Balkania, Vurk, Sicheslav, Krinenia, Parsininsa, The Sigometh Dynasty, Dakea, Destyntine, Mallor, Arsenial, The New Nordic Union, Fersania, Sorocamirim, British Gambia, Setian Savanna, Pioneer Pool, DeNorSweLand, Newex Nov Can, Greater Bahland, Soveriegn, Great Whiteland, Younglandia, X Country, New Kowloon Bay, Name 0 WA Account, -floptropica-, Ferranghia, Eistalia, Iskalland, National Federation, Tax Haven Islands, Nordheim Empire, Ukrainida, Newfound Saint Oliver, Caparica, The Free States of Rome, British Alban, Opiachus WA Mission, Malorusya, The Aosta Valley, Paidousistan, Granevia, MY Holiness, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Quincy, Mally Piznoopia, The Full Moon, Agrimenia, Union of Rossiya, Sarcie, and Potatopelago.