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The Nomadic Peoples of Sllonsonnopia

“Not the healthiest nation”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators



Population3.206 billion

LeaderGeorgina Avyniw


The Nomadic Peoples of Sllonsonnopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Georgina Avyniw with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.206 billion Sllonsonnopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbhezi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sllonsonnopian economy, worth 440 trillion Sabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 137,267 Sabs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, populations of two-headed turtles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime is totally unknown. Sllonsonnopia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hshsoysot.

Sllonsonnopia is ranked 105,516th in the world and 252nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 69.84139280148 Days.

Largest Retail Industry: 2,636thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,045thNicest Citizens: 5,246thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,478thLargest Mining Sector: 5,539thMost Inclusive: 5,572ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,714thMost Cultured: 9,088thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,290thTop
Most Pacifist: 10,489thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,025thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,107thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,502ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,944thMost Developed: 15,242ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,862ndSmartest Citizens: 16,539thHighest Average Incomes: 16,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,846thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,458thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,909thLowest Crime Rates: 20,527thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,687th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionNudest: 34th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionMost Average: 41st in the region

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