“Twirling Toward Freedom”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The East Pacific
|Leader||The great Dong|
The Church of Slongs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The great Dong with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.159 billion Slongsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 48.3%.
The all-consuming Slongsian economy, worth 397 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,537 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, colonial subjects have Slongsian culture shoved down their throats, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Slongsian roads, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bellringing.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slongs was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Greater New Cassandra.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Republic of Coruh.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Free Land of Santa Dystopia.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Federal Republic of BuciLand.
- : Slongs voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
- : Slongs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Slongs endorsed The United Kingdom of Moszce-Walvard.
- : Slongs endorsed The ENDORSE LIBERTANNY of The Atlae Isles.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Moszce-Walvard.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The ENDORSE LIBERTANNY of The Atlae Isles.
Endorsements Received: 61 » VW53Aland, H-Zhena, Someseni, Brotherland, Axdel, Wiranath, BearStackof2015, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Am Echad, Pakitsk, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Socialist Holy American Empire, Talitoa, Dreamersistan, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, Rhealaliit, A Slanted Black Stripe, Libertanny, Enlil, Stanisiti, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Brethren, Marrabuk, Dragons Blood, Evrigenis, La xinga, Todd McCloud, Rainbow Vests, The Romanum Legio, Stumptopia, Zukchiva, Asendavia, Modra, Tretrid, Acronis, The Three States of Fortuna, Peoples Republic of GG, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Jakubonia, Mays Austrian Nation, Virgoliaendorses, Lingu, Raunch, Sokala, Oofery, and 11 others.Technocratic Tagalog, Rohanland, Ridann, Filipopol, A mean old man, The Atlae Isles, Moszce-Walvard, BuciLand, Santa Dystopia, Coruh, and Greater New Cassandra.