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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

“What could pawssibly go wrong?”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific

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Slys Paws

Population26.402 billion

LeaderSly

CurrencyChampy
AnimalFox

The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.402 billion Slys Pawsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,373 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,914 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 206,778th in the world and 8,029th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.18 Crimes Per Hour.

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Safest: 139thMost Pacifist: 247thLowest Crime Rates: 259thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 331stHighest Average Tax Rates: 397thMost Beautiful Environments: 414thBest Weather: 490thHealthiest Citizens: 546thLargest Governments: 559thLongest Average Lifespans: 699thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,029thMost Cultured: 1,174thSmartest Citizens: 1,592ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,639thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,786thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,893rdMost Influential: 1,948thNicest Citizens: 1,982ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,987thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,760thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,786thLargest Populations: 3,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,565thMost Stationary: 4,849thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,381stHighest Economic Output: 5,971stMost Inclusive: 6,002ndMost Secular: 6,741stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,837thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,102nd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 57th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 150th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 173rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 199th in the regionMost Secular: 241st in the regionNudest: 335th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 409th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 636th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 744th in the region

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