The Republic of SmitopBot63 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.714 billion SmitopBot63ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot63ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,143 trillion pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 353,719 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and SmitopBot63 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmitopBot63's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SmitopBot63 is ranked 289,319^th in the world and 37^th in SmitopBots for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.