The Republic of SmitopBot90 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.767 billion SmitopBot90ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot90ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,207 trillion lire a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 272,596 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmitopBot90's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmitopBot90 is ranked 327,542^nd in the world and 22^nd in SmitopBots for Most Cultured, scoring 43 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.