The Federation of Smolnitsa Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.143 billion Smolnitsa Landscape Conservation Areans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Smolnitsa Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 88.9 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,749 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smolnitsa Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble.

Smolnitsa Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 307,923^rd in the world and 116^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Most Cultured, scoring 56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.